I really have no place to put this, so why not here? This may have been one of the funnier FJM posts I’ve ever read. Amazing work.

Cubs-Dodgers starts in 10 minutes. Huge series — probably the most intriguing DS in a pretty overall-intriguing DS year. Cubs trying to overcome 100 years of failure, the result of a curse put on them by a man with a goat. (This, unlike other curses, is actually true. It is an actual curse. A real-life witchcraft/black arts type situation. I know, I know — I don’t generally believe in curses, but in this case, science, logic, and reason all point to the Cubs’ failure to win a World Series being the result of an honest-to-God occult situation. It’s hard-core fucking Goonies type stuff. That’s the deal.) And the Dodgers trying to overcome exceptional mediocrity with the help of Manny Ramirez, who apparently, Red Sox fans are surprised to find out, has been phoning it in since July of 2002.

Anyway, it should be a very interesting series, and not just because it’s fun to listen to Ron Santo’s insane-yet-somehow-charming homerism. But let’s get right to the heart of the matter. How do Yankee fans feel about it?

Let’s Talk About What’s Important Here [FJM]